✎ YUKOKI
أنا آثم الذي يتعامل في الدم والذهب.;
I am a sinner who deals in blood and gold.;
"So, Sivir is it? I heard you've made yourself many an enemy with your mercenary work, noxian, demacian and otherwise. That leads me to wonder... have you ever dealt with a pirate who goes by Gangplank?"

ialwaysshootfirst:

ask-sivir:

"I’ve come across him once in a bar…but otherwise, no. At the time he was drunk and fondling the waitress."

"I see. No matter then, I suppose I’ll just have to find him on my own accord." The mistress of fortune turned around and began to walk away, stopping for a moment and digging into her pocket before picking out a gold coin with a small bloody smear on it and tossing it back to the mercenary. "Thanks for the info anyway."

"Not a problem, Captain. I hope you find what you’re looking for." Sivir catches the coin in the air, inspects it, then slips it into her pocket.

"So, Sivir is it? I heard you've made yourself many an enemy with your mercenary work, noxian, demacian and otherwise. That leads me to wonder... have you ever dealt with a pirate who goes by Gangplank?"

"I’ve come across him once in a bar…but otherwise, no. At the time he was drunk and fondling the waitress."

ask-quinn-valor said: What did he get put into this time?

// he;s in the kog’maw splash art (and the new sion splash art)

// I’m gonna laugh when helmet bro becomes a champion because he keeps being put into everything

Tristana should dress up as Fluffle Puff!

wannaseethefireworks:

"Too itchy… Plus this color makes me look like Riot Girl gone wrong…”

"I thought you were trying to dress up as one of Trundle’s frost trolls. My mistake."

//WELL YOUR ICON LOOKS LIKE SHE SAW VOLI GET RUINED

// LAUGHS FOR ANOTHER 500 YEARS

SIVIR JUST STOOD BY AND DIDN’T HELP

WHAT A BITCH

Skype Chats
aleramicci is in bed: NO KISS UNTIL YOU MARRY
aleramicci is in bed: THAT IS ANCIENT TRADITION
Lilith / Sivir / Morgana (Everyone's Favorite Trash-Tier Waifu): 2 late
Lilith / Sivir / Morgana (Everyone's Favorite Trash-Tier Waifu): THAT'S LIKE
Lilith / Sivir / Morgana (Everyone's Favorite Trash-Tier Waifu): THE FIRST THING VON DID WHEN HE CONFESSED HIS FEELINGS
Lilith / Sivir / Morgana (Everyone's Favorite Trash-Tier Waifu): TOO LATE AZIR
aleramicci is in bed: FUCK
aleramicci is in bed: Gdi
aleramicci is in bed: I tild him i would kno
aleramicci is in bed: TIME FOR DISEMBODIED FLOATING SAND HEAD
Lilith / Sivir / Morgana (Everyone's Favorite Trash-Tier Waifu): IT HAPPENED BEFORE YOU GOT HERE
aleramicci is in bed: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Lilith / Sivir / Morgana (Everyone's Favorite Trash-Tier Waifu): GOD DAMN IT
aleramicci is in bed: NO SHUT UP PRIBCIPLE REMAINS
aleramicci is in bed: aleramicci is in bed WRATHFUL SHRIEK
Lilith / Sivir / Morgana (Everyone's Favorite Trash-Tier Waifu): AZIR NO
Lilith / Sivir / Morgana (Everyone's Favorite Trash-Tier Waifu): STOP IT
Lilith / Sivir / Morgana (Everyone's Favorite Trash-Tier Waifu): YOU CAUSE MORE TROUBLE AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER SEE THE GRANDCHICKS
Purple

peace-through-war:

ask-sivir:

peace-through-war:

ask-sivir:

peace-through-war:

ask-sivir:

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

// i am soRRY BUT IM LAUGHIN CAUSE YOUR ICON LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE VIOLATED HIS BOOTYHOLE FUCK I JUST WOKE UP I AM GOMEN

//HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FIERCE ROARING BEAR THING

// I KNOW BUT THAT’S THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD I AM SO SORRY AHHAHAHAHA

//I’M DYING HERE I CAN’T UNSEE

// HE LOOKS SO OFFENDED I AM WH EEZ IN G

//YOU HAVE RUINED HIM FOR ME

R U I N E D

// I AM GOMEN

ask-emumu whispered:
//Oh kek there IS a rainbow and it's a fucking bed invitation. GG I suck.

ask-emumu:

ask-sivir:

ask-emumu:

ask-sivir:

RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

// GOOD JOB MUMU. I STG STOP DRINKING EVERY TIME I GET IN SKYPE WITH YOU.

//*squints….* Your keyblade is still showing.

// yeah well your alcoholic is showing

//Unbelievable. I’ve been called an alcoholic twice, on the same day, by two totally unrelated people, and yet I’ve not had so much as a single shot. Not one. Why don’t you lot ever call me that when I’m actually pissed? I don’t get it…

// i love you still, shhhh quiet forehead smooch

 

Purple

peace-through-war:

ask-sivir:

peace-through-war:

ask-sivir:

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

// i am soRRY BUT IM LAUGHIN CAUSE YOUR ICON LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE VIOLATED HIS BOOTYHOLE FUCK I JUST WOKE UP I AM GOMEN

//HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FIERCE ROARING BEAR THING

// I KNOW BUT THAT’S THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD I AM SO SORRY AHHAHAHAHA

//I’M DYING HERE I CAN’T UNSEE

// HE LOOKS SO OFFENDED I AM WH EEZ IN G

Purple

peace-through-war:

ask-sivir:

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

// i am soRRY BUT IM LAUGHIN CAUSE YOUR ICON LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE VIOLATED HIS BOOTYHOLE FUCK I JUST WOKE UP I AM GOMEN

//HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FIERCE ROARING BEAR THING

// I KNOW BUT THAT’S THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD I AM SO SORRY AHHAHAHAHA